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Ok, so It'l been a while since i've posted. And no, im not gonna say that nothings going on....ok, so nothing is going on. But I have a few stories that only true Red Sox fans will love.

First Day of School:

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

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Happy Birthday to Me!

A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would l ike this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already hate you Yankee bastards!"

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"Take One Out" For The Team

Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan, and a Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubs!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the Cardinals!" and threw himself off the mountain.
The Red Sox fan is next to professing his love for his team.
He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.

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Malevolent Priest

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse him self by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street i n an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
"Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

IF YOU ARE A TRUE RED SOX FAN YOU WILL SHOW THIS TO EVERY RED SOX FAN YO SEE....LET SEE WHO IS A TRUE FAN!

It's been a while.

As the title says, it's been a while. There's nothing really going on. My cousins are here for the weekend. I'm so happy because the school year is almost over. I can't wait for summer. Except for the fact that I'll be at the High School next year. It's gonna be fun except for the fact that's I know that I'm gonna get lost on the first day. Haha. Otherwise that's about it. Have a nice life until I finally decide to write again. Haha.

-Me



^^^ just a random picture i felt like putting in

Been a While

It's been a while, and there's nothing really going on. Soooo.....see ya

Been a While

It's been a while, and there's nothing really going on. Soooo.....see ya

Watching the Game

Hey I'm watching the Super Bowl. I just anted to say GO COLTS!!! Have fun watching the game as well.

Aching Pain

My wrist hurt. My ankles are in pain. In case you're wondering, i just got back from a hockey game. Oh! And did I mention that my back hurts also? Just Sayin. Need Rest. Have to Go.

The Game

OSU vs. Florida. I predict the score to be 48-14. OSU will win, of course. Haha. The game is on as I type. Lol. Ok. C Ya

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!